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You never really grow out of calling “dibs” when you get older.

TOYOTA

You never really grow out of calling “dibs” when you get older.

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Also, check out my line on the LA Kings’ Zamboni. It had nothing to do with the commercial above, but it was pretty cool.

Second also — some Super Bowl posts I wrote spoofing iconic sports movies.

He has an eye for talent, and he’s not afraid to use it. #CoachT #Prius #LetsGoPlaces

A photo posted by toyotausa (@toyotausa) on Sep 7, 2014 at 11:53am PDT

One dream. Two Highlanders on the field for some reason. #CoachT #LetsGoPlaces @snfonnbc

A photo posted by toyotausa (@toyotausa) on Sep 28, 2014 at 10:52am PDT

Like tonight’s teams, losing isn’t in his vocabulary. Unlike those teams, “hootenanny” is. #CoachT #Prius

A photo posted by toyotausa (@toyotausa) on Oct 19, 2014 at 8:42am PDT

Bold ride. Bold matchup tonight @snfonnbc. Takes one to know one. #CoachT #Camry #LetsGoPlaces

A photo posted by toyotausa (@toyotausa) on Oct 5, 2014 at 11:32am PDT

However, it may pause for a quick catnap before tonight’s @snfonnbc game. #CoachT #Prius #LetsGoPlaces

A photo posted by toyotausa (@toyotausa) on Sep 21, 2014 at 9:04am PDT

Moves like these ought to be a recruiting violation. #CoachT #Camry @SNFonNBC

A photo posted by toyotausa (@toyotausa) on Oct 12, 2014 at 10:59am PDT

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If you’re wondering who these people are, they’re the voices I channel when I write.